Truth About Guys

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Betul ke lelaki ni kasar?Oh supp!i dosh know.Sometima ada perempuan cakap lelaki tu nmpak lembut je,tapi diorang still pikir lelaki tu kasar gak.Aduh,mana satu perempuan ni?haha.Act,lelaki mmg kasar la KOT,and lelaki tak suka perempuan yang overreact.Serious shit.Bila aku pikir pikir balik,aku dpt soalan benda betul pasal lelaki.Tak tau lah berapa ramai yg setuju,sbb aku ada dpat dari formspring aku.hoho

1.Bila perempuan ckap 'no' ,lelaki akan cakap 'try again tomorrow'.Betul ni.


Yes mmg betul,lelaki akan usha pumpuan sampai dpt.I Dont Know,mmg lelaki cmtu.Bila dah dpt,dia akn bosan,if girl's tu membosankan,dont blame us if lelaki cari awek baru bila awek die membosankan.


2.Bila lelaki tu tinggalkan pasangan die,bermakna die mmg syng awek die.Bukan nye die player.


Shit,lelaki tak player.Permpuan lagi player dari lelaki,wahahaha!Perempuan lagi ramai scandal-sandal selipar dari lelaki.Serious,think back,betul tak?Ok lahh,perempuan je baik kan?mmg baik baik baik jahat jahat.Lelaki jahat baik baik jahat baik baik baik baik baik.


Lelaki ni,bila die putus ngan awek die je mungkin perempuan akan pikir "mesti dah ada awek baru ni",soalan tu mesti lalu jap kat fikiran perempuan.Yes,you are wrong.Lelaki tak semudah tu dpt awek bila putus ngan awek die,die putus mybe sbb die bosan.Then bila die bosan,mesti die akn lyan awek die tu mcm ikhlas   an.So,sbb die kesian kan awek die ahh die putus,lau tak smpai bila awek die na jadi sundel bolong menonong mcm org bodo.Baik die putus ngan awek die drpd awek die menderita an?Dari situ dah nmpak game lelaki ni sebenarnye baik baik belaka. xDD


3.Guys akan rasa benci and sakit hati bila awek die cerita pasal ex-boyfriend die.


Its true,gila rabak bodo ah lau awek tu cerita kat boy die pasal ex-boyfriend.Ouch,jangan korang sakit hati gila plak kalau lelaki cite pasal ex ex die yg sexy hot dynamite comel cantik mantaop.HAHA.


4.Lelaki akn suka perempuan tu,but die akn lupa perempuan tu bila die suka perempuan lagi stu plak.


Fitrah lelaki suka kat ramai permpuan,so what.Jgn sakit hati plak bile die ckap suka kat kau,then kau jual mahal,and then die dah ta suka kat kau.woo hoo

5.Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about 




6.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics 




7.Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.


 Lelaki mmg akan lakukan apa aja utk dptkan perhatian,maybe lelaki tu kan akan jadi si bodoh yang kelakar dpn perempuan tu.Maybe.


8.Lelaki ni sayang mak die.Sgt sgt sgt syg syg sgt syg. ;)


Jangan sedih bila lelaki tinggalkan korang sbb mak die nak die kahwin ngan calon yang mak die pilih.Well,pilihan mak,masti mantaop.HAHA


9.Perempuan susah na paham lelaki melainkn dgr masalah lelaki tu.


Ya,masalh lelaki ni mmg berat.Yelah,lelaki kan ketua,pemimpin,ketua ketua peminpin dan ketua.Kira lelaki lah aling berpangkat dan imited edition bak kata Mr.K,haha.!


10.Lelaki Baik.


Oh Yeah.Lelaki mmg baik pun.

*pis off

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*'Fakta' Valentines Days Hanyalah Rekaan.

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This Article was copy from Mr.K and Blog F.O.A Obfiend and pasted to my blog. xD

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Kopi pes dari Obefiend. Credits to him.

Every year without fail we will start seeing articles condemning Valentine’s Day as a day that should not be celebrated by Muslims in Malaysia. One of the most used and rehashed (they rehashed the article annually since god knows when) story is St Valentine was a martyr who died helping the Christians took over Cordoba from the Muslims during Queen Isabella’s reign. Because of his sacrifice the day that he was buried is celebrated as St Valentine’s Day. Because of this Valentine’s Day is "haram" to most Muslims as celebrating it is akin to celebrating the downfall of Muslim empire in Spain. Sounds plausible right? Nope it's WRONG and pure fiction.

First of all there is no St Valentine in Spain during Queen Isabella's (1451 –1504 AD)lifetime . In fact the only Valentine in Spain history was the brother of Saint Fructus, who died stopping the Moor's advance into Spain in 751AD. This is a discrepancy of over 700 years between the supposed “Valentine” who helped defeat the Muslims (The Moors) and the St Valentine during Queen Isabella's reign. Saint Fructus and his brothers' sacrifice are remembered every October 24 ,during the St Fructus Feast Day. So clearly this is not the Valentine that we are looking for.

In Christendom history, there have been 7 recorded St Valentines and 11 separate Valentine’s Day that occurred on different days throughout the year. THE first Valentine’s Day was in honour of Valentine of Rome (also known as Valentine of Terni) who was a priest who was martyred in 269AD. Not much is known about this St Valentine other than he was a priest who was buried in Via Flaminia on the 14th of February. The lack of background story regarding this first St Valentine lead historians to believe that Valentine’s Day was created to suppress the pagan celebration ofLupercalia, a very ancient Roman pastoral festival, observed on February 13 through February 15 to avert evil spirits and purify the city. If you haven't already know, early Roman Christians assimilated their pagan celebrations with their Christian beliefs. For example the pagan celebration of sun worshipping on 25th of December is converted into Christmas day despite Jesus actually born on 17th of June. It also should be noted that the early Valentine’s day had nothing to do with love nor romance. This brings us to the modern day’s version of Valentine's day.

It is generally accepted that the modern VDay celebration started in the 19th century when a woman by the name of Esther Howland started designing cards for VDays. The celebration started in England before spreading around the world like it is today. In the 1950’s lovers started exchanging more than just cards and the commercialisation of VDay as we know it today started. In the 1980’s DeBeers started linking diamonds with VDays and many men end up broke so that their significant others may have the in vogue diamond VDay gift.

As you can see the modern day VDay is now perverted beyond recognition from it's Christian (or is it Pagan?) origin. I would say that the modern day VDay is not even the same VDay as celebrated in 269AD or Rome for that matter. The date and name might be the same but the one being celebrated now is totally different. Sort of how Christmas and Easter are now considered “not Christian enough" by fundamentalist Christians.

Thanks to commercialism, a lot of the religious celebration is now no more than a day for capitalists to make a quick buck out of them. Only in VDay can you see a man buying roses and chocolates at twice the normal price. Free market can be such a dick come Valentine’s Day!

So why do we keep seeing the factually wrong article in MUSLIM OWNED newspaper when VDay is just days away? I guess this is another case of fictional oral history being passed around for years and years before eventually accepted as fact. The fact that it's repeatedly printed in magazines, newspaper and forwarded emails only reinforce the idea that the story is legit.

"Bai.. gua baca ni dulu dalam majalah Al Islam dan Berita Harian bai. Takkan dia nak tipu so ni mesti fakta sohih ni! Apa je dia dapat dengan menipu"

"Tapi takkan ko tak nampak banyak lobang dalam cerita ni. Takda fakta langsung cuma 2-3 cerita disambung jadi satu.Tarkih pun tak ada padanan"

"Ni la kamu..... termakan dakyah setan! Pergi la sambut kalau nak masuk neraka“

"Kenapa lak aku masuk neraka kalau sambut VDay?”

"Pasal ada hadith - Sesiapa melakukan perbuatan menyerupai sesuatu kaum, maka ia termasuk bersama golongan itu”

"So you are telling me if I celebrate New Year, World Cup , AIDS day, Diabetes Day, Hari Pahlawan, Hari Guru , Hari Persahabatan dan segalanya aku masuk neraka la yek. Macam tu?”

“Ko ni memandai lah. Hari yang diilhamkan kaum kafir je haram”

"Abis ko ingat hari-hari yang aku listkan tadi tu siapa yang reka? Graduation day pun kaum kapir yang start dulu. Yang baling Mortar Board Hat masa graduation tu kapir yang start dulu! Masuk neraka la kamu nanti!“

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Majlis Fatwa should issue fatwas on playing mercun during Ramadan and the two hari rayas. Using the same arguments they used against Valentine, I say a ban on it is long overdue. First of all the tradition of burning fireworks is heretical in origin. The Chinese believe that by setting of fireworks they can ward off evil spirits. This is clearly not in line with the holy Islamic beliefs. Only ayat al quran can ward off evil spirits. Not carbide and manganese stuffed into cylindrical rockets! Furthermore plenty able bodied Muslims were killed and maimed due to home made mercuns. To add to this, the burning of fireworks disturbs the sleep of many Malaysia regardless of religion. They are just bloody annoying.

Now, ingat tak apa yang aku kata bila kita jumpa satu benda di internet? Hell yeah. Kaji. Kaji the damn thing. So, this time, aku nak korang baca article di atas yang di tulis oleh Mr Obefied. Then kaji sendiri. Asyik aku je nak kaji. Lemak ah. Then, bila dah kaji tu, terus comparekan pasal fakta yang di keluarkan di surat kabar, facebook dan majalah termasuk majalah Al-Islam.

(Actually, aku rasa aku pernah bagi tau yang aku tak suka majalah Al-Islam sebab fakta kat dalam tu banyak yang mengarut. Ada hari tu, aku baca satu article sampah yang di ambil dari internet. Sejak tu, no way aku akan baca Majalah Al-Islam. Majalah Solusi jauh lagi bagus

And then, selepas dah puas kaji, korang decide lah sendiri samaada korang patut boikot VDay, atau pun enjoy it dengan pasangan korang yang tak mutlak tu. TAPI, how if kalau dah kahwin? VDay adalah haram sebab ianya seolah-oleh mengajak pasangan bukan muhrim berdua-duaan. So, andai kata korang dah kahwin, tak apa ke keluar pada 14 February, check in for a honeymoon-pakage, get naked in bath tub and then make some babies. Is it okay for married couple? Its okay? Tak haram? Hey, 14 February is Valentine's Day lah. Mana boleh keluar. Nanti di kira sebagai menyambut!

Again, think. ;)

Dan, aku rasa lah kan. Aku nak kahwin pada 15 February. Dan memandangkan aku kahwin pada 15 februari. Aku nak wujudkan 'Khairul's Day'. Ya. Khairul's Day sempena kasih sayang aku terhadap isteri aku. Ya aku tahu aku romantik. Tapi agak-agak korang, Khairul's Day ni akan jadi haram tak?

Btw, yang korang kisah sangat pasal halal haram Valentines Day ni kenapa? Korang bukannya ada pakwe makwe pun.

*Terasa*

Lealaki Loser?

Lelaki Loser

Lelaki, bergaduh/bertumbuk dengan perempuan.

"Kau bergaduh dengan perempuan? Kau ni loser lah. Dengan perempuan pun nak bergaduh.

Lelaki bergaduh/bertumbuk dengan perempuan dan menang.

"Kau tumbuk perempuan sampai pengsan? Kau ni loser lah. Dengan perempuan pun nak bertumbuk."

Lelaki bergaduh/bertumbuk dengan perempuan dan kalah.

"Kau bertumbuk dengan perempuan tetapi kalah? Kau ni loser lah. Dengan perempuan pun boleh kalah."

Memang tak adil ah

Credit To Mr.K

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Kepada Pihak Sekolah,Pengawas dan Pelajar(kecuali pengawas yang betul betul terasa dengan kesilapan korang),

Saya memohon maaf kepada pihak sekolah kerana telah menyiarkan artikel yang dapat menjatuhkan maruah sekolah,tapi saya tidak berniat begitu,saya hendak menyedarkan pihak sekolah bahawa ada masalah sukar yang hendak diselesaikan.Segala Kesulitan Amt dikesali.Perkara mungkin tak akan berulang lagi.

Sekian.

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